Round 13--dorko4u vs. Spongebob (They're dorks, what else is

Steve: Spongebob Squarepants vs. dorko4u. Interesting match-up....

Joe: I thought this was only for the best fighters.

Steve: .....

Sephiroth: Begin.

dorko4u started with a SPINDAAAAAAAAAASH!

OOC: if BB doesn't post soon you win dorko

OOC: Sorry for not being here. (School. Ya gotta hate it. I gotta remember to be here more often.) SpongeBob reproduces into clones of himself (which he can do because he's a single-celled organism. (Thank you, science class.)) and gets ready to combo dorko.

(Heh! I sorta know what you are talking about. I mean, I forgot to be here for a while... I can't even figure out how long it was. But when I came back, SURPRISE! I was Admin!)

dorko4u: oshnaps. What shall I dooooooooo...

dorko4u flew high into the air.

dorko4u: try to get meh now, hahaha!

SpongeBob: OK. *blows bubbles in the shape of missles and sends them to chase dorko*

dorko4u: ... bubbles?

dorko4u gets hit by the bubble missles.

dorko4u: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

dorko4u bounces off the barriers until he gets bounced towards SpongeBob. At super sonic speed, (no, I don't mean Sonic's slow super form) dorko4u smashed into SpongeBob.

Spongebob quickly pickpockets Dorko of his item before throwing dorko off of him and sending one of his karate gloves at dorko like a boomerang. (Only it doesn't come back.)

... which item??

OOC: Whatever item you planned to use in the tourney. (You can only have one.)

I... didnt really plan for an item... x_X

OOC: Then just pick one at random. I usually pick my items at the last minute, you can do it too.

Fine! A poisonous mushroom! Happy?

OOC: Maybe.

SpongeBob pockets the pousinous mushroom, rips off his legs (which instantly grows back), and charges at dorko while swinging them.

dorko4u blasted the legs with his mega buster. He then punched SpongeBob with a boxing glo-

WAIT A FRIGGIN SECOND! What about the episode where SpongeBob wasnt effected by punches? How the hell can SpongeBob be harmed!?!?

OOC: There were many episodes where SpongeBob was harmed. Pick one and use a stratagy based on that.

SpongeBob absorbs the punch.
"You call that a boxing glove?" said SpongeBob as he pulled out a metal glove with spikes as seen on that episode with Kevin the Sea Cucumber.
SpongeBob starts to punch dorko.

Perfect time for me to forget every episode...

(*Raises hand* ooh ooh! I want to take control of Bob! Let me! Let me!)

taun we1 wrote:

(*Raises hand* ooh ooh! I want to take control of Bob! Let me! Let me!)

[Sorry only Admin can use the OC Rule...]

(Well, i just want control of the character, and bb never comes on...... Oh well)

OOC: Well, I'm here today. VGL got suspended by the parasyte hosting account.

*SpongeBob punches dorko with the iron-spiked glove.*

OOC: I demand to know the reason! Please...

OOC: I think Windy forgot to pay the bill.

dorko4u dodged.

dorko4u: lolwut

dorko4u shoots teh energy ballz at teh spongebob with teh mega buster thingeh.

Blue Blur wrote:

OOC: I think Windy forgot to pay the bill.

[LOL, that's kinda funny. thankfuly, as far as I know, we have no Bills (But donations are gladly accepted )]

(Theres a VGLan2 now thats kinda horrible... but its just a beta) D:

OOC: Wow, the new VGL sucks. The skin looks terrible too.

OOC: Only thing I find annoying is the lag (sometimes) and the new profile system.

SpongeBob fires a few bubble missles at the energy balls, causing it to explode, hitting both dorko and SpongeBob.

[O.K. Enough about VG land, you can continue that Conversation in our Off topic section (I have one Right?). We need to continue this Batle]

dorko4u spindashes at SpongeBob's legs.

OOC: Next to post wins.

Sephiroth knocked down both Bob and dorko. "First to stand and say I win, wins."

dorko4u stands up and says "I lose. ER I MEAN I WIN!"

"Forefit!" Sephiroth said, "Dorko loses."

"Wait, if you do that then Spongebob won't do anything in his next fight either," Joe said.

"He did say I win after. Besides he's a dork what else do you e-" Steve got smacked in the head.

"No."

"K," Sephy said, "You win dorko."