Round 30--Patrick vs. Yoshi (Gonna ride the Horsey)

Steve: Patrick vs. Yoshi, I don't know what to say....

Joe: These guys are worse than Dorko vs. Spongebob....

Sephiroth: Just go...

Yoshi: ARE YOU READY!!!???
Yoshi Throws an Egg at Patrick.

Patrick: OH BOY! Volleyball without the net!

Patrick hits the egg up into the sky.

Patrick: Duuuuuummmmmm... HEY ITS A HORSEY!!!

Patrick ran at Yoshi.

Yoshi: Hey go away! *They started running Benny Hill style*

Patrick: Huff... puff... oooh man. *has stopped* All I wanted was to ride the horsey... *gets hit by the egg* OW! Stupid egg! *kicks the egg and it flies at Yoshi*

Yoshi kicks it and now it was aiming at Patrick again.

Patrick kicks it again and it breaks.

Patrick: Aww... oh well!

Patrick ran at Yoshi.

Yoshi got in Egg form and started rolling at Patrick.

Patrick: Oh boy! Another ball!

Patrick kicked the egg away.

Yoshi *Still in Egg*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!....
The egg bounces and starts oming again at Patrick.

Patrick: Now we're playing dodge ball?

Patrick dodged easily.

Yoshi bounced and the Egg broke , the he started charging at Patrick.

Patrick jumped and got on Yoshi's back.

Patrick: OH BOY

Patrick started pounding Yoshi's head for whatever reason.

Yoshi: Ouch , get off!
Yoshi starts running in circles.

Patrick keeps pounding him.

Yoshi starts jumping and doing acrobatic jumps.

Patrick hung on.

Patrick: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Patrick got out his jelly fishing net and started whacking Yoshi with it.

Yoshi: THAT`S IT!
Yoshi ground pounded his Back onto the ground , and Patrick got hurt.

Joe: This is truely sad, I knew Yoshis were inferior, but losing to this guy?

Steve: This Patrick guy looks like he's having fun.

Joe: That's what's sad about it.

Yoshi: HEY I CAN HEAR YOU!

Joe: Good. You are a disgrace to fighters everywhere!

Steve: Don't distract the fighters.

Joe: If you could actually call them fighters.....

Patrick smashed his net into Yoshi.

Yoshi then kicked Patrick away.

Patrick: OW! Bad horsey!

Patrick ran at Yoshi and tackled into him belly-first.

Yoshi: AAAAHH , You are bad too!

Yoshi jumped and did a Flutter kick on Patrick.

Patrick blocked with his arms, though his arms getting hurt of course.

Patrick: OOOWWW!!! Grr...

Patrick did a POWERFUL PUNCH LOL! cuz hes strong.

Yoshi Face: o_O...*Gets thrown away*.

Patrick sat down.

Patrick: Whew... I need a break.

Yoshi: *Huff**puff* Heh , he`s resting , now it`s my turn!
Yoshi ran at Patrick and Did a Flutter Kick on him.
Then Yoshi got away again.

Patrick grabbed his Yoshi's tail before Yoshi got away.

Patrick: YOU MAKE PATRICK MAD! PATRICK SMAAAASH!!!

Patrick smashed Yoshi away and then did the spin-around-lotsa-times-and-then-let-go move.

Yoshi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
While Flying Yoshi becomes an Egg and crashes onto the wall , The Egg brokes and Yoshi comes out confused.
Yoshi : @_@

Patrick runs at Yoshi.

Yoshi runs at Patrick Kicked him into the Air.
Then he Flutter Kick'd him and Grabbed him with his tongue, Smashing him into the ground and then Body Slamming him.
(lol SMBZ Scene).

Patrick sat and cried.

Yoshi stared at him.

Patrick: Stop... looking... at... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Patrick threw a barrage of jelly fishing nets at Yoshi.

Yoshi got thrown away, but grabbed two of them.
He started hitting Patrick with the nets.

Patrick grabbed one and ripped it in half. He chewed on one piece while stabbing Yoshi viciously with the other. (Luckily, not in Yoshi's giant eye)

Yoshi kicked Patrick in the BALLZ.
YoshI: Yoshi no like BALLZ D: <

Luckily, Patrick doesnt have balls.

Patrick picked up Yoshi and threw him into the ground.

dorko4u wrote:

Luckily, Patrick doesnt have balls.

Patrick picked up Yoshi and threw him into the ground.

[So wait how is Patrick a He?!]

(Look, do real starfish have balls? Does SONIC have balls? Case and point)

Yoshi ate Patrick and pooped him out as an Egg.
He threw the egg into a wall.

Patrick ate the remaining egg pieces and spat them at Yoshi.

Yoshi avoided them and jumped on Patrick.

Patrick dodged and tackled Yoshi.

Yoshi threw an Egg at patrick in mid-air.

Patrick started punching Yoshi in the face.

Yoshi's nose started to bleed, he covered it with his hand (somehow) and Kicked Patrick in the stomach!.

Dammit Double post