Match 16- Rita Vs Dorko4u

[This is now Officialy the Last Match still going!]
[Rita's Attack was a Quick one so Dorko didn't have to wait long for it to end. But Dorko can probably tell Rita has another thing in store for him]

dorko4u flies backwards, away from Rita.

Rita: That's only gonna let me hit you with Ranged Magic Attacks you know. [Rita Casts Lit 2 on Dorko]

dorko4u blocks with a rubber glove.

dorko4u: i dunt get it

Shut up, it works, I think.

dorko4u: k

dorko4u spindashes down at Rita.

[Rita Tries to cast Fire 2 but She's Out of MP]
Rita: Bad time to Reload! [Gets hit by the Spindash]

dorko4u: Ownage!

dorko4u tries to do a kick combo.

[Rita Dodges and takes some time to use an Elixer. Full HP and MP]
Rita: HA HA! What will you do NOW?!

dorko4u: ... attack you?

DORKO4U uses HEAD BUTT!

[Rita counters with a Fire Sword Combo. Once again she's trying to knock Dorko to the Floor]

This time, dorko4u is able to barely dodge every swing. At his last dodge, he does a backflip. He then tries to spindash at her again.

[Rita Counters by Swinging her sword like a Golf Club]

dorko4u is launched a bit away and lands face first. He quickly handstands and then gets back on his feet.

Rita: It's over! [Rita Attacks, Astra Activates giveing her 5 consecutive hits on Dorko]

dorko4u: OWCHIES

dorko4u is sent back a bit and lands on his back.

dorko4u: I still have enough energy to beat yoouuu.. I think. HIYAAA!

dorko4u leaps at Rita.

[Rita Brings her Sword above her head and then Brings it down with all of her strength attepting to Slam Dorko with it]

dorko4u whacks at the sword with all his strenght with his red buster thingy

[His Red Buster thingy Brakes because of it, But he succesfuly blocked the Attack]
[Rita Casts Fire 2 at point blank]

dorko4u dodges MATRIX STYLE and then attacks... with... um... punches. and kicks. YEAH.

Bob: Wow. Wicked Moves!
[Rita Dives for her own Spell. Absorbing it with her sword and then attacks Dorko with it(All while avoiding his Punches and Kicks)]
Bill: wait.... Have we seen this before? Am I getting a case of Daja vu?
Bob: Who knows?

dorko4u: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR, SHOOP DA WHOOP

dorko4u then fires a giant lazor out of his mouth at Rita. After a bit it stops.

dorko4u: Whoa, I didnt know I could do that

Rita: Your Lazor won't be enough! [Rita Trys cutting through the Lazer with her Blazeing Sword]
Bob: I will admit. Dorko is Full of Surpirzes
Bill: Well that's what makes this Battle so good!

After dorko4u stops firin his lazor, he jumps to the side and shoots at Rita with his megabuster.

dorko4u wrote:

After dorko4u stops firin his lazor, he jumps to the side and shoots at Rita with his megabuster.

[But Dorko Forgot he Broke it blocking an attack, letting Rita get in an Attack. She hits useing Astra]

WHAT.

Stardart wrote:

[His Red Buster thingy Brakes because of it, But he succesfuly blocked the Attack]
[Rita Casts Fire 2 at point blank]

[Did you not read this?]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

Okay, okay, calm down, I'll think of something...

dorko4u: DIE! *takes glove off and slaps Rita with it*

... Not one of my better ideas.

[Rita slaps him back (Not by takeing off any gloves or anything. She dosn't have any on)]
Bob: What is this? a B**** slaping contest
[SD Suddenly appears behind him]
SD: What was that Bob?!
Bob: Errr ummm, Nothing
SD: Good answer... [Dissapears]

dorko4u then charges into her head first.

[Rita Sidesteps, Grabs dorko by the Neck and Falls backwards slamming his head into the ground. Kinda like what them wrestling folks do]
Bob: Rita's Playing a Nearly flawless game now
Bill: Yeah but dorko is taking a lot of punishment and still seems to have a ton of energy. nether side is going to give up
Bob: nether can afford to.

dorko4u jumps and tries to kick her in the face.

[Rita Grabs Dorko's Leg and Throws him Bowser-toss Style]
SD: That's My Daughter. She's useing my basic stragegy of Countering. Useing the opponents own Move aginst him. if Dorko can't find a way to do a Move she can't use aginst him then he's Finished
Bob: Hasn't he done a few moves like that Allready?
Bill: He may have to think back. What where some of the Moves Rita couldn't throw back at him?
Bob: The B**** Slap was one of them but that delt little damage, he can't win on that...
[Rita attempts the Ending blow on Dorko while he's down]

dorko4u makes sure he never lands.

dorko4u: Mm heh heh heh!

dorko4u puts on a crown, two boxing gloves, and some shorts. Then he lands.

dorko4u: I call forth my knowledge on the final boss battle of Donkey Kong 64! YAAAAAAAAAAARGH

dorko4u jumps into the air and then ground pounds the ground, sending out shockwaves.

Bob: Honestly, anyone can take down K. Rool. It's rather easy. It's only thoes Apes that have the trouble...
[Rita was rather close however she had time. Rita jumps and Does the Helm Splitter on Dorko. It Brakes his Crown if it hits.]
SD: not good enough for Dorko... While she may not send that Attack back at him, she's still useing it against him by avoidng that Shockwave And hitting him in 1 move.

dorko4u dodges and then turns invisible.

dorko4u: Bwahahahahaha!

dorko4u then throws his crown at her like a boomerang.

[Rita Focuses and sees the thing coming without truly seeing it come and dodges]
SD: Remember Rita's Also got that 6th sense. If your fooling her with illusions and turning invisible and whatnot, it will only make it easier for Rita.
[Rita Casts Fire 2 on dorko]

(Easier? I doubt that......)

taun we1 wrote:

(Easier? I doubt that......)

[Sometimes your Senses can deceive you. An Excerpt from Star Wars. You know all about that don't you?

(lol, I'm no "expert"..... But what you say is true, I was not classifying six sense as the force though. And your whole Magic is stronger then force theory is sorta bull. The "truth" of it is, the force is by far stronger then Magic, while Magic is less restrained. So Magic users can pretty much to anything, while Force users are limited. But if one was to cast heal, it would be more effective then Life. But if one was to cast Ultima the Force user would only be able to say "shit". Jk, the force user would probable use force immunity, which would help defend against the attack. The point is: Force stronger yet limited to basics, Magic weaker but virtually limitless. Hope this makes sense to you )

taun we1 wrote:

(lol, I'm no "expert"..... But what you say is true, I was not classifying six sense as the force though. And your whole Magic is stronger then force theory is sorta bull. The "truth" of it is, the force is by far stronger then Magic, while Magic is less restrained. So Magic users can pretty much to anything, while Force users are limited. But if one was to cast heal, it would be more effective then Life. But if one was to cast Ultima the Force user would only be able to say "shit". Jk, the force user would probable use force immunity, which would help defend against the attack. The point is: Force stronger yet limited to basics, Magic weaker but virtually limitless. Hope this makes sense to you )

[Wow I'm impressed. you make a good point. to be honest to me it seams more like the Magic Users are a bit more constrained then the Force users. Magic and Force in our case Are very similar. The Basic Fire, Ice and Lit Spells can be done By Magic and By the Force. Fire done by adding the 3 Necessary ingredients for it (Air, Heat and Fuel). Ice by Stopping Water Molecules in their Tracks and Electricity by... well however Electricity is made. The Levitation Force users can use, magic users also do (Via Float Spell). Healing both of them do, Bringing back to Life, I guess someone must be Exceptionally skilled in the Force to do such a thing, Magic users do it to. Shrinking someone, Turning them into a Toad or Pig, Granted I haven't heard of such things in the Force but I bet it's possible, It is done with Magic. BIO! Using Viruses to slowly eat away at a foe, I bet Force users can do that, so can spell casters. Earth Quakes, Done by both, Meteors, Done by both! Heck, I bet you someone skilled in the force could do something like Ultima, Pure Non-Elemental Energy (They would have to be 1 Million times more powerful then Darth Vader but...). Speed up or slow down time. Make shields or barriers or increase offence or Defence. Stop time Completely, Warp to different Places. Be Focused into a Solid piece of Gem (IE Kefka's Magi-tech). They are the same in many ways but here's the thing that makes them different. the Force is Less limited then you think. You know in Magic how quite a few Spells have Levels to them (Fire 1, Fire 2, Fire 3). You don't get that with the Force, The Force has more control over that. However one thing the Force does not have control over... The Energies of Light and Darkness (IE Stardart and Kefka). I'm 99% sure that force users can't use something like Holy. Light Magic is something they probably can't Imitate (They probably could but they sure couldn't Do Damage with it, or if they did, it would be considered Fire Damage). That's what Makes them differ and the Light and Dark and Twilight Energy is what Makes Magic perhaps a Bit more Powerful. You have it Right Taun, just the other way around. Well ether way we're getting out of Hand on this so Let's le me and Dorko finish the Match]

Stardart wrote:

[Wow I'm impressed. you make a good point. to be honest to me it seams more like the Magic Users are a bit more constrained then the Force users. Magic and Force in our case Are very similar. The Basic Fire, Ice and Lit Spells can be done By Magic and By the Force. Fire done by adding the 3 Necessary ingredients for it (Air, Heat and Fuel). Ice by Stopping Water Molecules in their Tracks and Electricity by... well however Electricity is made. The Levitation Force users can use, magic users also do (Via Float Spell). Healing both of them do, Bringing back to Life, I guess someone must be Exceptionally skilled in the Force to do such a thing, Magic users do it to. Shrinking someone, Turning them into a Toad or Pig, Granted I haven't heard of such things in the Force but I bet it's possible, It is done with Magic. BIO! Using Viruses to slowly eat away at a foe, I bet Force users can do that, so can spell casters. Earth Quakes, Done by both, Meteors, Done by both! Heck, I bet you someone skilled in the force could do something like Ultima, Pure Non-Elemental Energy (They would have to be 1 Million times more powerful then Darth Vader but...). Speed up or slow down time. Make shields or barriers or increase offence or Defence. Stop time Completely, Warp to different Places. Be Focused into a Solid piece of Gem (IE Kefka's Magi-tech). They are the same in many ways but here's the thing that makes them different. the Force is Less limited then you think. You know in Magic how quite a few Spells have Levels to them (Fire 1, Fire 2, Fire 3). You don't get that with the Force, The Force has more control over that. However one thing the Force does not have control over... The Energies of Light and Darkness (IE Stardart and Kefka). I'm 99% sure that force users can't use something like Holy. Light Magic is something they probably can't Imitate (They probably could but they sure couldn't Do Damage with it, or if they did, it would be considered Fire Damage). That's what Makes them differ and the Light and Dark and Twilight Energy is what Makes Magic perhaps a Bit more Powerful. You have it Right Taun, just the other way around. Well ether way we're getting out of Hand on this so Let's le me and Dorko finish the Match]

(I'm not 100% sure either of us are right.... If you wish we could continue this via PM. One thing I'm sure your wrong of is Force users can't do ice, fire and light. I think Wernid might have had Revan use Fire, but I don't know where that came from. Just PM me if you wish to discuss. I would like to. )

dorko4u: Pooie, I never get a break... hey! That may just be it!

dorko4u takes out a big thing of crap and throws it at Rita.

Bob: O.K. now that's just disgusting...
[Rita avoids it]
Fred: I'm pretty sure you don't get this at NC...

dorko4u: Gawd damnit, nothings working!

dorko4u pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head.

dorko4u wrote:

dorko4u: Gawd damnit, nothings working!

dorko4u pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head.

Fred: GAME SET!
SD: I thought you were suppoed to say KO!
Fred: I Got bored of doing that so insted I now say GAME SET! anyway, the Winner is... Rita.
Bob: Gees... Going suicidal because th Match wasnt going his way? He could have just Gave up. Would have saved the White Mages the work of Reviveing him.
Bill: Indeed, but they do need to work to get paied you know.
[Rita's just standing there now]
Rita: I can't belive he did that... why would anyone do such a thing to themselves?
SD: Oh boy, looks like the White Mages aren't the only ones to have thier work cut out for them
Bob: You know Rita does have a point. It's one thing when one person kills another but someone Killing themselves?
Bill: That topicis for another time Bob. At any rate that's all of the Matches so now we can move on the the Next round! We're down to 16 combatants and not one of them plan on giveing up now.
Bob: Or Killing themselves!
Bill: Drop it Bob!

Gimli: Ah! Is there no honor! What is there to gain from killing one's self simply because one's mere tire of battle?! It is blasphemy to even think such a think, and that little rascal has done it! As for you, daughter of the lady Rydia, you have proven yourself greatly! It would be an honor if by ax was ever to meet your sword on the battle field!

taun we1 wrote:

Gimli: Ah! Is there no honor! What is there to gain from killing one's self simply because one's mere tire of battle?! It is blasphemy to even think such a think, and that little rascal has done it! As for you, daughter of the lady Rydia, you have proven yourself greatly! It would be an honor if by ax was ever to meet your sword on the battle field!

Bob: Aww he's just saying that snce he's knows he's at a disadvantage aginst Rita BECAUSE he uses an Axe
Bill: Does he even know the weapon triangle?
SD: Why do I even have you guys around?
Bob: Because we're the best announcers
Bill: Bar none!
SD: Oy

(I hate that thing! It makes no sense, how does an Ax beat a lance? A ax would beat a sword and lose to the lance. A sword could parry a lance, a Ax can't. The ax head can lock with the sword and provides a easy way to disarm. But forget it, if you want to base your site on a flawed system go head.)

Gimli: Nonsense! A real warrior relies on his courage and his heart, not the rules of some shape.

SD: Gimli, I as a Warrior Myself take the Weapon triangle into account as it normally can mean the difference between life and Death. When Fighting I take everything into account.
[And actually it's not that Flawed. Take your Axe for example. Some guy with a Lance tries to stab you. You use the Flat side of your Axe to stop it in it's track. If a sword user were to do something like that he'd get stabbed. Meanwhile someone slices at you with a Sword. Don't you find it a Bit Harder to block or dodge a Blade because of that Axe? I mean if someone lunged the yeah but most people do a Slicing action with a blade which is about as difficult to block with an axe as it is to block someone stabbing you with a lance using your sword. The Triangle isn't flawed. How about we continue this Discussion in the Off topic area or by PM (1st choice preferred)

Gimli: Ah laddie, when you reach my age you will find raw determination overcomes most obstacles.

(Again, I'm not seeing your way logical. A sword would not block like that, it would parry, meaning hitting the side of the lance and twirling it away, basically the meaning of parry. You do have a point though, an Ax could block like that meaning the triangle is just bull, sine anything can block the Lance as you stated. Also, i would fine it very easy to block a slash with an ax....... Not only would you block it with the staff part of it, you could then chop with the broad part targeting the head, while also pushing the sword away. This whole system is utter bull, just let them fight with weapons. Not rock, paper, scissor. Just ditch that trash and stick to plain out fighting.)

taun we1 wrote:

Gimli: Ah laddie, when you reach my age you will find raw determination overcomes most obstacles.

(Again, I'm not seeing your way logical. A sword would not block like that, it would parry, meaning hitting the side of the lance and twirling it away, basically the meaning of parry. You do have a point though, an Ax could block like that meaning the triangle is just bull, sine anything can block the Lance as you stated. Also, i would fine it very easy to block a slash with an ax....... Not only would you block it with the staff part of it, you could then chop with the broad part targeting the head, while also pushing the sword away. This whole system is utter bull, just let them fight with weapons. Not rock, paper, scissor. Just ditch that trash and stick to plain out fighting.)

[It's not as easy as it looks you know... but we'll continue this elsewhere. I'm closeing the Round 2 Topics soon]
SD: Oh don't get me wrong. When itboils right dwon to it. Most if not all of my matches are won by Raw Determination. it's just I like have the advantages and find my foe's weak points. That's my Strategy. And I've seen matches where the Stratagy is the 1 single factor that's won the match. I'm sure you're a great Fighter Gimli. In fact you and I should have a Match 1 of these days.