Glitz Pit Battles

Yoshter flips and lands perfectly as well.

Yoshter then backflips behind at KJ and Flutter Kick KJ in the back.

Knuckle Joe turned around and shoved Yoshter. He then did three jumps backwards. (assuming the way behind him is the middle and other edge of the arena)

*Buffy and Albert was in the crowd.*

Buffy: [Wao! Look at those punches and dodges!]

Albert: ...

The Crowd Bros: KNUCKLE JOE! KNUCKLE JOE! KNUCKLE JOE!

[Friendly Reminder for Yoshter. Do "Stampede" At least once]
[Knuckle joe has allready failed his Special Chalenge when he Threw his Foe]

Stardart wrote:

[Friendly Reminder for Yoshter. Do "Stampede" At least once]
[Knuckle joe has allready failed his Special Chalenge when he Threw his Foe]

[So, if Knuckle Joe wins, he goes up a rank but gets to fight Yoshter/Gonzales Jr again, right?]

EDIT: Wait...

OBJECTION!

TAKE THAT!

Quote :

Knuckle Joe blocked with his other arm. Knuckle Joe grabbed Yoshter's leg and swung him around. Knuckle Joe stopped spinning and smashed Yoshter into the ground. Knuckle Joe jumped backwards for some distance.

As you can see, your honor... Knuckle Joe didn't throw Yoshter at the ground! He SMASHED him into it.

1. When did I throw!?
2. Does Yoshter have a challenge?
3. What is his?

Mandew wrote:

Quote :

Knuckle Joe blocked with his other arm. Knuckle Joe grabbed Yoshter's leg and swung him around. Knuckle Joe stopped spinning and smashed Yoshter into the ground. Knuckle Joe jumped backwards for some distance.

As you can see, your honor... Knuckle Joe didn't throw Yoshter at the ground! He SMASHED him into it.

Oh, that.

For that post, for when I said "smashed Yoshter into the ground", you must imagine Yoshter is a hammer.

Pit, in the crowd, started seeing the intense battle.
Pit: Wow...That's powerful, I can't wait to battle them!.

Yoshter decides to throw a bunch of eggs, both Bomb and Mini, in the air.

Yoshter then pulls a single egg out and starts charging.

[Objection Noted Mandew. Ignore what I said about Joe's Chalenge, it's still on. Yoster's Chalenge is still to use the move "Stampede" Once. I'm sure people who have played PM:TTYD know this Move...]

[I never played it, But cuz of meh lerningz I know Yoshi summons teh Yoshi tribe to stomp on the enemy, M I RITE?].

MoonMaster wrote:

[I never played it, But cuz of meh lerningz I know Yoshi summons teh Yoshi tribe to stomp on the enemy, M I RITE?].

[Correct]

Knuckle Joe takes two sidesteps to dodge all the eggs. Knuckle Joe runs towards Yoshter.

Yoshter throws the Charged Egg at Knuckle Joe, and explodes at a calculated spot where Knuckle Joe was in range of the explosion.

Knuckle Joe jumped over it, but because of the explosion, he was sent flying over Yoshter. He landed face first. He jumped up and leaped at Yoshter.

Yoshter: (ugh, how long is this gonna last?)

Yoshter turns into an egg, and starts spinning around Knuckle Joe, gathering speed. Yoshter, still in an egg, then rolls right at Knuckle Joe extremely fast.

Knuckle Joe had closed his eyes when Yoshter spun around him. He depended on his hearing when he heard a sudden spin. He opened his eyes and kicked the egg that Yoshter was in with all his strengh.

Yoshter is shot backwards, breaking the egg. He lands a few yards away, and get up, panting

Yoshter: (argh.....that took all i got too, guess i have no choice then)

Yoshter makes a loud whistle. All of a sudden, a giant herd of Yoshis appear on the stage. Yoshter singles out Knuckle Joe as the target. The Yoshi herd then stampedes towards Knuckle Joe.

Knuckle Joe punched and kicked the yoshis, but there were too many. Fourteen Yoshis trampled over him out of all of them.

Yoshter decides to take advantage of the moment and Ground pounds on Knuckle Joe while he's recovering.

Right after Yoshter ground pounds, Knuckle Joe grabs Yoshter. Knuckle Joe kicks him right in the ass, most likely sending him afar. Almost off the arena.

Yoshter flutters jumps back on the stage, still determined to keep fighting.

Yoshter rushes at Knuckle Joe, while charging up a bomb egg in his hand.

Knuckle Joe uses Vulcan Jab, making the bomb egg explode.

Yoshter, under the smoke of the exploded bomb egg, dashes behind Knuckle Joe and kicks him in the spine.

After the hit, Knuckle Joe turns around and delivers a Smash Punch!

Yoshter jumps, dodging the punch, and throws a Mini Egg at Knuckle Joe.

Knuckle Joe, getting sick of this, sidesteps and does vulcan jab.

Yoshter takes the blow, and falls back again.

Yoshter sees how long this fight has been dragged on, and how the crowd is all rooting for Knuckle Joe.

Yoshter: Ugh, it's become obvious that you've won. i forfeit.

Dorko Four You and Master Godzilla crash into the arena.

*Buffy and Albert goes back to the Minor League Locker Room.*

MG: ON FIRE! Thats ama- crap, mah grenades ar-*blows up sending MG and dorko flying*

Knuckle Joe: What a wierd duo. One of them looked familiar...

(Waiting for the winner to be announced and etc...)

Biff: Looks like we have a Winner!
Bob: Gonzalles Jr. Gave up?!
Bill: It didn't seem like he was gonna win the fight as it was...

Knuckle Joe walked down the stairs and out the door. He walked to the locker rooms.

The Magnificent Alberto Vs The Goomba Bros
Lakitu: I'm here to announce for this match for... special reasons. Looks like the Pokémon, the Magnificent Alberto, is going to go face to face with the Goomba Bros! No doubt about the winner... now go start already or something.
Goomba 1: Meep! He's really big!
Goomba 2: Stop being a chicken
Goomba 1: Okay, okay... Bring it on, big guy!

Alberto: ...

Goomba 1: FINE! We'll attack first! AHEAD, MY PALS!

Goomba 2: Suddenly braver, arent ya?

All the Goomba Bros headbonk Alberto at the same time.

*Alberto punched 2 of the incoming Goombas (1 and 2). The others hit his head, but didn't deal much pain. Alberto did a Karate Chop on Goomba 3, a Cross Chop on 4, and finished with a magnificent Dynamic Punch on Goomba 5.

All the goombas werent flying out of the arena.

Lakitu: HOLY @#$%!!! er, I mean, THATS THE MAGNIFICENT ALBERTO, EVERYBODY!

Crowd: Magnificent! Al-Ber-To! Magnificent! Al-Ber-To!

After a while...

Lakitu Announcer: Gee, it sure is boring around here... Wait! The Goomba Bros have healed! Looks like they are about to fight yet another newcomer, HASEOOOOOOOOO!!!

Crowd: zZz... wha? Another fight? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Lakitu Announcer: (I find it weird everybody in the crowd says the same thing at the same time...)

The Goomba Bros got to the arena.

Goomba 1: I'm starting to think I should take up another job in life.

Goomba 2: Like what?

Goomba 1: I dunno, any job I dont get beaten the shit out of it!

Goomba 5: Shut up and get ready for battle!

Haseo ignored the Goombas and started to appeal to the crowd.

Lakitu Announcer: Oh, yeah, begin the battle n' stuff.

Goombas 1, 2, and 4 headbonk towards Haseo. Goomba 3 just charges at him. Goomba 5 walks around the arena.

While the goombas were in the air, Haseo spun around and gunned the three down. As #3 approached him, he slid out of the way and kicked the mushroom into the audience. He put his guns away, pulled out his scythe and threw it at the last goomba.

The last goomba side stepped.

Goomba 5: Ha ha!

Haseo charged the goomba.

Goomba 5: OH SHI-

"Lets see if some orbs come out of you!" Haseo yelled as he kicked at the Goomba.

and then basicly Haseo wins lul.

Lakitu Announcer: And so our winner is unsurprisingly Haseo!

Haseo sighed and walked off the stage.

The Terror of Death vs. The Magnificent Alberto

Biff floated to the center of the stage. "We sure do have an exciting matchup today folks. Will the challenger, The Magnificent Haseo be able to stand up to ever-so talented, The Terror of Albert?!?one Let's find out!"

The Lakitu rang the bell and rose into the air.