Round 1 Match 20- Bowser Vs Zam

Kefka: Fight!

*Zam fires her sniper straight at bowser's head*

Bowser: RAWR N STUFF!

Bowser jumps high and then smashes into the ground, causing an earthquake! He runs towards Zam at fast speeds.

*Zam moved to the side, dodging the earthquake, he then fired several plasma shots at Bowser with his plasma pistol*

You can dodge an earthquake by moving...?

Bowser hid in his shell and shell tossed at Zam, taking the plasma hits if they hurt or not.

OOC: I thought it was like a crack in the ground coming straight for Zam, Is it a continuous thing? And about the Plasma shots, they can burn through platinum.......... and pretty much any thing else.

*Zam dodge rolled away from the shell toss and now behind Bowser fired off a few more shots*

Okay, well, you see, if you played Super Mario 64, you'd know its the earthquake that makes the whole place shake, not crack open.

And, fine, okay, Bowser shell tossed OVER the plasma shots, lawl.

Anywho, back to the present, Bowser was still moving, since he was shell tossing, dodging a few shots. Bowser stopped and spit fire balls at Zam.

*Zam side stepped to one and ducked to another and for the final barrel rolled*

*Zam loaded up a canister into her rifle and fired it straight at Bowser's chest*

Finally, I find a topic I need to post in that nobody told me about...

Bowser shell toss'd to the side like a small sidestep to dodge. Bowser summons a large ghost behind Zam.

Big Boo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!

*Zam turns to Big Boo*

Zam: Should I be afraid?

*Zam fires her plasma pistol straight into it's face*

Bowser: (Ha! She fell for it!)

Bowser jumps at Zam and uses his fire breath. The Big Boo left.

(I actually thought you would do that, but Zam is smarter then that)

*when Bowser lands, before he breaths fire, he lands on the proximity mine, Zam manages a grin as it goes off, but she still takes a small bit of damage from the mine, since it was very powerful*

(sorry about that, I just knew the boo was a trick, and Zam is way smarter then bowser, lol)

(actually, I was thinking he would breath fire while in the aaaaair, but whatever, I wouldnt want to ruin your cool little trick because you assumed something wrong...)

Bowser: WHAAAAAAA!!!

Bowser got sent a bit back.

Bowser: Mmmmm!!!!! Get a load of THIS!

Bowser pulls out a bill blaster (its a weapon so bah) and fires at Zam.

(well thanks for that, I guess bowser would be breathing fire on the way down, but the full force of that attack is on the ground, so lets say it did a little less then minor damage, but still it happened)

(And I'm going to assume the bill blaster is the canon the shoots bullet bills)

Zam: What the.....

*Zam steps to the right and the slow moving bill passes by*

Zam: O.K, now taste a real weapon!

*Zam fires her sniper at the cannon, a canister shoots straight in, inside the canister, a bomb goes boom, blowing the canon up along with bowser (maybe)*

Hmmm, never realized how slow bullet bills are... but wait! In Mario Galaxy, they automatically go towards the target. Oh well... I guess it just missed completely...

Bowser hid in his shell, still getting a bit damaged. He shell tossed into the ground and then... um... stood up normally. (the explosion sent him into the air btw)

Bowser: (Hmm... what else do I have... Oh yeah!)

Bowser swung a chain around and around and then threw it at Zam. On the end of the chain was a very small chain chomp.

(In the paper mario game you can walk past them, actually any mario game I played you walk past them, or jump on them)


*Zam dodge rolled away, she then fired her plasma pistol several times at the chain chomp*

(remember this could result in instant disintegrate)

Bowser shell roll'd around the shots and the chain chomp and shell tossed into Zam.

(Robotnik?)

*Zam Barrel rolls in the air, dodging the chomp, when she lands she is holding her plasma pistol, she begins firing it rapidly at Bowser*

lolshit

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY TYPOS :C

Bowser does his best to dodge.

(lol)

*Zam threw a flash grenade into the air, it would blind both of them but Zam had her special goggles on in a flash, she rushed the blinded Bowser, firing her plasma pistol, it should be allot harder to dodge, when she reached him, she had her det-pack out and she attached it to Bowser's back*

What game are these characters from!?

Bowser... um... gets hit... BECAUSE ITS UNDODGABLE, AND TO DODGE WOULD BE GODMODDING.

(Are you trying to imply something?)

*If Bowser survived the detpack, he should be sent into the air, Zam fires a cartridge at him from her sniper again, but this time he should have a harder time dodging since he is airborne*

(If you think I'm god-modding tell me I'll try to tone it down a little, but I just see Zam doing this)

Nah, I just had nothing to do besides getting hit.

Gravity makes Bowser dodge for him btw. The big fat koopa falls into the ground.

*Zam chucks a thermal his way*

................

Ehm... whats that?

(Thermal detonator, its like a grenade but 10X stronger, star wars thing, lol)

Bowser dodges in the air... Smash Bros style!

(Now im just getting desperate...)

*Zam fires a container from her sniper, at the ground in front of Bowser*

Bowser tried to make it explode before he landed with fire breath.

*OMG! It's fire resistant! It hits the ground an creates a huge explosion, if it was not for Zam's goggles she would have been blinded*

and so bowser is dead.

(lol fire resistant, all though if Bowser hit it the explosion woulda hit him anyways so it was a stupid move all together)

(Oh ya, forgot about that. lol. Got to watch out for those fire resistant bombs! They will get you! lol)

*Zam checked Bowser off, and added the credits to her account*

Zam: Easy money.

Fred: KO! Zam Wins!
Kefka: Well that was a pathetic match. and I hope Zam Relizes that Bowser isn't realy dead. And I don't think my Imperial guards gonna let her take him in ether. Sorry, no money for you.
Bob: What is he talking about?
Bill: Who cares?