Olympus Coloseum

[You are standing in a large infront of a large Coloseum, behind you, you see desending stairs. Then a short sayytr(half goat, half human) walks out of the Coloseum doors and approaches you]

Phil: Hello, my name is Philatetes, you can just call me Phil. I suppose you are here to compete in the games, right? But only heroes who can prove themselves can fight in the games. Even if you can qualify, like that'll ever happen, you can only fight in the Phil Cup up here, (he points behind you) or the Pain and Panic Cup down there.

Sephiroth: Or you can fight in my tounament that I am starting.

SD: [Talking to Phil] I have a Question

Phil: Yeah, spit it out!

SD:... aww dnag it I forgot my question
Kefka: [Walks up] Well little Gay Sephiroth. Mr I like to Butt **** Cloud. Did I tell you how much I hate FF7?
SD: Oh great here we go again...
Kefka: I'll sign up for Mama's Boy's Tourny allright. I'll kick your *** too
SD: *sigh*

Laharl appeared infront of Phil standing.

Laharl: I have heard that this Seph is a great fighter. I wonder if he can even beat the great Laharl. WAHAHAHA

"Well why are you telling me?" Phil asked, "This ain't my problem, so go tell 'em yourself."