THe Wedding of SD and Rydia (All Site Members are invited)

Bob: Wow... I never though this would happen. What ever happe to Edge?
[Edge is right behind him]
Edge: don't.... even... Ask
Bob: BWAH!!!!
Bill: Let's all hope that this thing goes on without a Hitch. Here's SD Now!
SD: yo!
Bob: Hey, how come you ain't in a Tuxido?
SD: Because my Armor is More cooler looking. Besides, Rydia says I look dashing in it.
Bill: I hear rumors that Ryda's Still gonna be wearing Green even at the Wedding
SD: Now that I cna't answer because I haven't seen her since we landed on the Mushroom Kingdom...
Bob: BWAH! It's Kefka!!!!
Kefka: Well Big day ehh Stardork!?
SD: Got my invitation?
Kefka: Yeah, I didn't want to be rude so rather then just Turn up for the Party I decided to come to the actual Wedding part
SD: How sweet...
Kefka: Ues that word again and I swear I'll cast Ultima up your butt so fast you'll barely have time to sceam
SD; Whatever... Bill, Bob, Contnue to bring the Audiance thier Live Coverage and Continue to welcome our guests untill the big Event
Bill: Will do!
SD: I've got a few last minuet things to do. [Takes off]
[Cid Walks up]
Cid: Yo
Bob: Hey it's Cid!
Bill: I heard you were picked for "Best Man"
Cid: Well it was ether me or Donez, you can tell who he picked... Don't I look dashing in this Tux?
Bob: Indeed, I'm sure the ladies are dooling over thier TV sets...
Cid: I bet they are... [Walks in]
Bob: Who else will show up?

Wario: Oooh! A wedding! Gee, how BORING!!!

Waluigi: Well, theres food, isnt there?

Wario: Actually, I think thats only at the party. Let's go see if there is something here to steal and sell on E-Bay!

Tails: Heh, those two are still up to no good... MEEP!

Bowser: RAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

Tails jumped up and landed face first onto the ground.

Bowser: Bwarharharharhar!

Kamek: Please, Bowser! Why are we going to this wedding?

Bowser: Just in case the same thing happened as last time.

Kamek: That reminds me, you never did unmarry...

Bowser: She called it unofficial.

Kamek: Aw, thats too bad, sir...

Bowser: SILENCE! No more talk of it!

*Slippy shows up wearing a tux*

Slippy: Well, it is about time those two did this..........

*Walks over to cid and begins a conversation*

OOC: Jango will come when Samus makes him.

*Grunt comes walking in, he has a toddler tux on, his size*

Grunt: Where is Wita's daddy............. He ask me to come.

Bob: "wita"? who's [Bricked]
Bill: Please Ignore my half deaf Companion. Welcome, Friend of Rita...
Bob: Oh Rita! I see... [Starts balling his head off]
Bill: Excuse him again, he was a Major fan of Rita in the Network Tournaments... But yes, Welcome, Welcome. SD's Inside, getting ready... Please have a Seat while they're getting ready...
[Once again at this Point Mario and Sonic are mine with OC Rule seeing as how once AGAIN blue blur hasn't been on...]
[The Super Mario Bros Theme starts Playing]
Bob: HEY! IT'S!!! IT'S!!!!!!!
Mario: It's-a-me! Mario! WAHOO!!!
Bill: Yeah it's the Plumber with attitude, It's-a-Mario!
Bob: Hey Where's Greeny? [Bricked]
Bill: He means Luigi...
Bob: That's what I said [Bricked] Mind if I lie down here for a second.
Mario: He's-a-comin... I remember the last-a-time I was here. That-a-booster was-a-tryin to Marry the Princess. but once again Me, Mario, came to save-a-the day-a... oh yeah, with a "Little" bit-a-help-a... I remember that-a-time. I got a Kiss from-a- Peach and Bowser showed his-a-gay Roots with-a-Booster... he he he he he he...
Bill: A Pity that you didn't get a tape recording of that...
Mario: oh but I did-a. It's on-a-You-a-Tube-a...
Bob: I see... what's a You-a-Tube-a? [Bricked in the Nadds]
[Just then a Sudden Breeze and Mario's Sent Flying]
Mario: WOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
[the Music is replaced with the Sonic X Theme]
Bob: *Gasp* the Blue Blur!/ Bill: The Fastest thing alive!
Bill and Bob: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!!
Sonic: yo.
Bill: An Honor Mr. Hedgehog
[Knuckles Pops out of the Ground]
Knuckles: Hey Don't forget about me!
Bob: Ahh yes, the Power section of Team Sonic. how could we forget Tails [Punched in nads] AAAAAH!!!! [Starts singing the opera]
Sonic: Chill Knux. Chill!
[Cream comes up]
Bob: Well what do you know, heya Cream
Cream: Hi Mr. Bob
Bob: uuh, just Bob O.k.?
[The Rest of the FF4 Crew (Excluding the Mysidia Twins) shows up]
Cecil: hey, we made it
Kain: amazing after you got us lost.
Cecil: well you got us even more lost Kain!
Rosa: Stop it you 2
Yang: Yes, Friends shouldn't be bickering over such things
Edward: yes, today is a Happy day
Shadow: screw you... [Shadow comes in, the Music Changes to "All Hail Shadow"]
Cecil: whatta Jerk...
Edge: now that is 1 coo Hedgehog...
[Eggman Makes an Entry]
Bob: It's Egghead, IMEAN Eggman
Eggman: I have no clue why I'm here but THERE BETTER BE CAKE!!!!
Bill: Hey I think I see Samus' Ship!
Bob: oh she can land on me any day... hehhehheh
[Samus's ship lands on bob]
Bob: [muffled by the ship] I didn't mean Literaly...

OOC: Lets sick with calling him grunt, I don't like grunty, lol. Grunt sounds better, lol.

*Grunt takes a seat*

*Jango turns on his helmet*

Jango: Dam! Almost every one in this place has a bounty on them!

*Jango has put on a Tux, since no one but Samus has seen him with out his helm, no one will know he is a bounty hunter*

OOC: Samus better not be wearing her armor........... Jango will be mad.

[No she's in a Dress]
Bill: Welcome Samus, you're looking lovely today
Samus: Thanks Bill... Where's Bob?
Bob: [Muffled by the Ship still] Can't... Breathe!
Samus: oh...
[Later after the Ship was parked off of Bob]
Samus: Sorry about That...
bob; no prob...
Bill: oooo, Samus brought a date?
Bob: oh that's just Jango
Bill: how would you know.
Bob: Because I actualy pay attention to the News more then you. I know that Jango isn't supposed to go anywhere without Samus
Bill: That must suck at times...
bob; oh how i'd like to have that punishment... [Bricked]
Bill: Keep it up Bob, I got plenty of Bricks here for ya... Anyway.
???: SONIC!!!!
Sonic: Awe NO!!!
CRASH!
Bob: Looks like Amy's arrived...
Bill: yup...

Jango whispers to bob and bill: Keep this between us, alright?

*Jango slips them 50 credits*

OOC: Ya.......... Bob will go for that, and I hope bill.

*Jango takes Samus'es arm like a gentleman, and walks her in*

Jango: You look great......

Bob: Wow, Freee Money
Bill: [Makes sure Jango's out of Hearing Range] I hope he knows that this is being Broadcasted Live, it's much too late to try and keep it a Secret...

Trucid landed in a shuttle and walked out with Sophia at his side. Her face was covered so nobody could recognize her. Normally Trucid wouldn't even bother to show up to this but he had an idea for getting revenge on those Mercs.

"C'mon we should probably should get a seat," Trucid said.

"Do you think Fayt will be here?" Sophia asked.

"Forget about that guy. Do you remember what he did to you?"

wernid19 wrote:

Trucid landed in a shuttle and walked out with Sophia at his side. Her face was covered so nobody could recognize her. Normally Trucid wouldn't even bother to show up to this but he had an idea for getting revenge on those Mercs.

"C'mon we should probably should get a seat," Trucid said.

"Do you think Fayt will be here?" Sophia asked.

"Forget about that guy. Do you remember what he did to you?"

Kefka: Ahh, Trucid, I'm glad you're here, I was worried I'd be the only one here Representing the Kefka Empire
Bob: You know eachother?
Kefka: Certainly, Trucid is Part of My Empire
[Just then Theo Crash lands]
Theo: I'm here!
Kefka:[Sarcasticly] great... [Kefka Notices Sophia] oooo, Trucid's got a Girlfriend!?
Theo: that Lucky Bastard! How is it HE Gets all the Fun?!
Kefka: Shut it Theo...
[General Takashi Arrives]
Takashi: Is kefka Cuasing trouble again?
Kefka: Good heavens No General... Remember Stardart Invited me...
Takashi: Well you'd best Behave Kefka
Kefka: I always do (NOT!)

"I'm n-not his girlfriend," Sophia said, her face was red but nobody could see it, "We're just friends right Kantz?"

Trucid noticed her tomato-colored face, "Sure." He chuckled a little.

Haseo and the other members of the World warped in. Haseo was followed by all of the girls in the group including Endrance. Two of the girls looked like they were about to get in a cat fight.

"Haseo already said I could walk with him," the blonde said.

"But he didn't know I was coming then," the red-head replied.

A younger girl dressed in a jester outfit approached. "Oh get over him already! Both of you can walk with him but don't expect him to take your arm or anything."

wernid19 wrote:

"I'm n-not his girlfriend," Sophia said, her face was red but nobody could see it, "We're just friends right Kantz?"

Trucid noticed her tomato-colored face, "Sure." He chuckled a little.

Haseo and the other members of the World warped in. Haseo was followed by all of the girls in the group including Endrance. Two of the girls looked like they were about to get in a cat fight.

"Haseo already said I could walk with him," the blonde said.

"But he didn't know I was coming then," the red-head replied.

A younger girl dressed in a jester outfit approached. "Oh get over him already! Both of you can walk with him but don't expect him to take your arm or anything."

[Edgar and Sabinwalk up. Edgar imedeatly rushes towards the Ladies]
Edgar: well hello there. how would one of you ladies like to have a Peice of the King? *wink*
Sabin: *Sigh* Oh brother..
Bill: That's Edgar for ya, allways a ladies Man...
Bob: But will his Charm pull ehter one of thoes ladies away from that Haseo?

Dejiko: I LOVE WEDDINGS!!! I HOPE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND, NYOOOOO!!!

Grifter: Dejiko, silence please, thus, we're on a sacred church

Big: But, Cole, all churchs are sacred

Antonio: ......

Grifter: YES, I KNOW!! NOW SHUT UP!!!

OOC: You are such a pain SD! lol.

OCC: Sometimes i like to put some humor

"Eww...get away. I only have eyes for my Haseo!" they both said.

The younger girl spoke up, "I'll have a slice though."

[How old the younger girl supposed to be wernid?]

OOC: Like 10 or something. The other two are 16.

[Edgar looks at the younger one with a Shocked Expression]
Sabin: What's up with you?
Edgar: too... Young...
Sabin: Oh yeah, just like Relm?
Edgar: Dude I thought she was 18 I swear!!!

"Settle down Atoli, Alkaid," Haseo said completely oblivious to the reason they were fighting.

"Ah, oh well," the little girl said at Edgar's response, "At least I still have Master En!"

A feminine man approached he flipped his hair and rose petals surrounded him. All of the fan-girls screamed. "Oh Haseo, I simply love weddings don't you?" the man dressed in purple asked.

"Sure Endrance," he replied, "Now go away for a bit before Saku goes crazy on me."

Edgar: [takes a good look at Endrance] ... Showoff...
Sabin: my my, the Great Ladies man of Figaro getting Jelous?
Edgar: you know sabin there is a Reason why I brought my Chainsaw with me...
Sabin: oh whatever I'd Blitz ya 1st...

"Hey are we having a convention?" Kuhn asked, he had two girls on his arms.

"Oh Kuhnie, you're so funny!" they giggled.

Silabus arrived with his own legion of fan-girls following him as well. Then little fat Gaspard came and farted, scaring all of the fan-girls (except the ones in my character section) away.

Grifter: I wish i could have her back

Dejiko: Grifter, you ended with Zealot a long time ago, but what do you think of me? (Dejiko puts lovely eyes)

Grifter: Ehm, i don't want to be guilty to fall in love with a kitten

Dejiko: (Throws a Me-Kara Beam at Grifter)

Big: Learn to think before to speak

[Homer Simpson and Petter Griffon both walk up, from Opposite sides, They See eachother]
Homer: Hey your Big and Fat! Just like Me!!!
Peter: I'm not fat! This is all Muscle! [Suddenly gets huge Muscles]
Homer: D'OH!

Fayt and the other Mercs landed.

Peppita was the first one to skip out followed by Roger who chased her. Then came Adray who was already tipsy. Cliff walked out next very slowly, he was still hurt from Mirage's death. Nel came out quickly without taking any notice to the crowd. Albel stumbled out of the ship and fell onto the ground; he was obviously forced to come out. Lastly, Fayt and Maria walked out together and the ramp to the ship when up.

Bill: Wow there sure are a lot of People joining us today...

Zelda teleported in without Link. Azure Kite entered in an explosion of flame, he looked like a monster and a threat.

Bob: my my it's the lovely Zelda
Bill: and who's this guy, he looks cool

Azure Kite groaned and floated in place with his tattered clothing blowing in the wind. He was looking for somebody.

Zelda floated in mid-air and waited.

[The Priest Arrives. (Some may recognizes him, he was the Priest on Spaceballs!)]
Takashi: oh good, the Priest is here, The Wedding will start really soon

*he is seen sitting near the back*
JW: they had all those kids and they aren't even married yet?

JW wrote:

*he is seen sitting near the back*
JW: they had all those kids and they aren't even married yet?

Takashi: You didn't know? The Kids thay had Before actualy came from the Future! To Be hounest that's the reason why they're getting Married...

JW: oh, I see.

[SD and Cid walk out and to the Front of the Chapel]
SD: Wow what a turnout
Cid: You sure do have a lot of Friends don't ya?
SD: Indeed. [Calling out to all in the chapel] I want to thank you all for coming today. It really means a lot to me...

king slime and adder and mollkanepti big version comes to the wedding King slime :wow a actual wedding
adder:o....k
mollkanepti beetle bangs his head on the ground to show that hes liking the speech.

Molkanepti beetle wrote:

king slime and adder and mollkanepti big version comes to the wedding King slime :wow a actual wedding
adder:o....k
mollkanepti beetle bangs his head on the ground to show that hes liking the speech.

[SD notices and Recognises the King slime]
SD: What the?! A King Slime!
Cid: Hm?
SD: The King Slime is one of the Monsters I had to face on my 1st Adventure...
Cid: So they come from YOUR world?
SD: Indeed... so what's one doing all the way out here?

king slime:well if you happend to know since you defeated a couple of my races before you fought me i thought i had found a challanger but i lost so as soon as you left some king slimes took me to heal up before 2 years later they built a time machine which allowed me to go into the other worlds so here i am now but dont worry i will not challange you now but later.

SD: ???
Priest: uhh Can we get started?
SD: oh yes...

king slime:continue with the wedding and sd also did you defeat the boss of dragon quest that big giant thing that looks like satan.

SD: You mean Necrosaro?

king slime:yea that demon necrosan was the legendary monster i wonder whats his capture rate.

SD: ??? (Capture Rate? WTF?)
Priest: 5 minuets Everyone!!! PLACES!!!

king slime adder and mollkanepti goes into the crowd area to get ready.

*Slippy takes his seat next to Grunt, and Jango takes a seat next to Samus and sonic*

OOC: Dose Sonic still got that medallion?

[I think so.]

OOC: cool. Continue the wedding.

Priest: O.K. [Calls to the Back] Bride Ready?!
Rosa: She's Ready!
Priest: Groom Ready?
SD: Yup...
Priest: O.K. Let's Start this thing
[O.K. I'm sure most of know how a standard wedding goes. Eventually Rydia gets to the alter]
Priest: Now if you don't mind I'm gonna do the Short Short version
SD & Rydia: WHY?!?!
Priest: Because I got another Wedding I got to get to in 5 minuets and another one right afterwards
Amy: [In a Strange way as if hinting something] Gee I wounder Who's that is?
Sonic: ???
Priest: Do you?
SD: yes
Priest: do you?
Rydia: Yes
Priest: Good, you're married, Kiss now!
[You get the rest...]

dorko4u: Shortest. Wedding. Ever.... ...................... DID AMY JUST SAY WHAT I THINK SHE SAID!?

Wario: Shut up, you TailsxAmy fan. *punches dorko4u on the head, knocking him unconcious*

Tails: TailsxAmy? Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Wario: Don't worry your innocent little head about it. *steals all of dorko4u's money*

Waluigi: Hurray! We got something! Let's get out of here!

The Wario Bros. speed off.

Lu: REPLAY SO IT WON'T BE SO SHORT!

Lu rewinds the wedding then stops then makes it slow-mo. After the wedding thing ended

Lu: It's gonna suck to see Rita again when I get to see her face that I met in the future.

dorko4u wrote:

dorko4u: Shortest. Wedding. Ever.... ...................... DID AMY JUST SAY WHAT I THINK SHE SAID!?

Wario: Shut up, you TailsxAmy fan. *punches dorko4u on the head, knocking him unconcious*

Tails: TailsxAmy? Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Wario: Don't worry your innocent little head about it. *steals all of dorko4u's money*

Waluigi: Hurray! We got something! Let's get out of here!

The Wario Bros. speed off.

Bill: But wait, if you leave now you wont get FREE FOOD!