In the Jungle

???: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toNIIIIIIIIIIGHT! In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps toNIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Lion: QUIET! *throws a rock at the singer*

Diddy: Ack! *falls off a tree branch*

Diddy landed in a river. He swam to shore and walked along.

Diddy: Psh... some people are so cranky...

Just then, he got whacked on the head by a cane.

Cranky: Diddy! What are you doing up so late?

Diddy: I should be asking you that...

Cranky: I'm paying a visit to a good ol' friend of mine...

Diddy: Can I come?

Cranky: N-No! Go home!

Cranky whacks Diddy with the cane again and walks off.

Diddy: Sheesh...

And thats when Diddy was nabbed by a Klump.

In the morning, Donkey Kong had noticed his friend was missing and had gone searching.

Donkey Kong: DIIIIIDDYYYY!!! Ah, where'd he go...?

Donkey Kong then noticed Chunky Kong being scared as usual.

Donkey Kong: Hey Chunky! Anything wrong?

Chunky Kong: I-I saw a Kremling take Diddy to King K. Rool's place...

Donkey Kong: Ah, so he got kidnapped again? No problem! I'll take care of him!

DK pounds his fists together and runs through the jungle.

Chunky Kong: M...Maybe I should h-help...

Meanwhile, at King K. Rool's hideout...

King K. Rool: Heh heh... there is no way Donkey Kong will survive this time!

General Klump: May I ask what is so special this time, sir?

King K. Rool: When Donkey Kong comes to save his pal Diddy, we'll capture him!

General Klump: ... How do you know this won't fail, sir?

King K. Rool: Because Diddy Kong will be the hostage, you idiot!

Krusha: Why won't we just crush him with a giant hammer?

King K. Rool: No, that'd never work! Just shut up and go with the plan!

General Klump: Yes, sir!

Donkey Kong: BAAAAAAAAANANA... SLAMMA!

King K. Rool: He's already here!

Krusha: Diiiiiiid you hear the plan?

Donkey Kong: What plan?

Krusha: Ooooh, you knooow, the one where-

King K. Rool: SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT! Don't move, Donkey Kong, or we'll kill your buddy Diddy!

Donkey Kong: Where is he?

King K. Rool: Where is he? Why, of course, he is... he is... KLUUUUUUUMP! WHERE IS HE!?

General Klump: Oh, he's here, sir!

General Klump gets the tied up Diddy out of a mine cart. Donkey Kong runs towards him. Krusha shoulder bashes Donkey Kong and Klump puts Diddy back in the mine cart. Klump pushes the mine cart right before DK throws Krusha right at him.

Donkey Kong: LITTLE BUDDY!

King K. Rool: Whahahahaha! If you do anything, he'll be sent into the pit of acid over there!

Donkey Kong: What pit of acid?

King K. Rool: ... Uh... KLUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!

General Klump: Oh... right...

Klump pulls a switch and some of the floor opens up to be a pit of acid. The mine cart Diddy is in stops right before it.

King K. Rool: Don't move if you want him to die! Klump! Krusha! Tie him up!

Chunky Kong: O-O-Oh no! If I don't do something... DK will...!

King K. Rool: It is finally time for that blasted Kong to meet his end...

The tied up Donkey Kong starts getting carried away.

Donkey Kong: I guess my time is finally up...

Chunky Kong: DEEEEEEEEEEEEE KAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Chunky Kong is running towards the exit of the hideout with Diddy.

Donkey Kong: Little buddy! He's free!

Donkey Kong breaks out of the rope.

Krusha: Uuuh oooh...

General Klump: RETREAT!

Donkey Kong: BANANAAAAA... SLAMMA!

Donkey Kong punches Krusha, who is sent flying into Klump. He then starts running out of the place.

King K. Rool: CURSE YOU DONKEY KONG!!! And that big guy, too!

Donkey Kong: Ah, thanks, Chunky! We would have died if it weren't for you!

Chunky Kong: Heh, no problem...

Donkey Kong: King K. Rool isn't really smart, ha ha!

Diddy Kong: Can you untie me already?

(Har! I pretty much forgot about this topic and decided to end it too! ... or will it end? mm hmm hmmmm!)