Match 12- Wario vs. Mario

"We have a classic battle here: Wario vs. Mario," Steve said, "Not much to say about this match except that it should be very interesting."

"Begin."

Mario: I'm-a-not-a-wasting any-a-time on-a-you-a. [Takes out a Smash Ball and Brakes it.] Oh yeah, HEEEYAAAAAHHHHH! [Uses the Mario Finale. His Final Smash. I'm sure we all know what that is...]

Wario: Too bad your final smash is the easiest to dodge in the game itself.

Wario simply jumps over it and pulls out his motorcycle.

Wario: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wario runs over Mario with his motorcycle.

well you could make him dodge

but I still think you get the idea

SD: Too bad. Wario could have turned that Attack around by Farting.
Snake: By farting.... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
SD: Saddly no, I am not kidding. If his belly starts to bulge, Watch out.
Snake: I still don't see how Farting could have turned that around.
SD: have you ever lit a Fart Before?
Snake: huuu... That's a scary thought.
[Mario Jumps on Wario]
[BTW, Good to have you back Dorko. I'm guessing the Move went well.]

Wario: They don't realize the possibility of me not having the gas to fart.

Wario gets hit on the head by Mario.

Wario: WHAA!

Wario gets off his bike and eats it.

Wario: Om nom nom.

Wario then charges at Mario shoulder first.

[Mario takes out his Hammer and Tries to hit hit Wario. Thier Attacks Colide Makeing the both of them Shake Rapedly. Mario ends up letting go of his hammer and it digs it's way into the ground (Just like it did in SMBZ Ep. 2).]

Gee that was original. *shot*

Wario: jawetuioaqthqawtaejqwtklrqw... grrr!

Wario tries to jump onto Mario.

[Mario Backflips to avoid Wario's Attack then Uses the Super Jump (From SMRPG). If the Move hit's Initialy then Mario is able to hit 10 more times after that]
Bob: He's Rusty isn't he?
Bill: Yeah he's done a hundred of those before. 10 is such a small number

Wario sidesteps to easily dodge and then attacks Mario with a big ol' punch.

[Mario Attacks with his Own Punch. The Punches cloide but Mario takes the Damage]
Mario: OWWOWOWOWOWOW!

Wario: Whahahahahaha!

Wario then uses his bite attack from Brawl on Mario!

[Mario used his B Attack (Fireball). The Fireball is Tossed into Wario's Mouth]

Wario took little damage. The fireball helped charge the fart!

Wario tries to run over Mario with his motorcycle thats magically outside his body again. LIKEINBRAWL

or maybe he has more than one. hmmm...

[Almost Matix Style. Mario jumps over the Bike, Pulls off the Gas Cap and Launches a Fireball in it, Makeing the Gas Inside Explode... Mario didn't take into acount his distance and (Should the Attack work) Also get caught up in the Explosion]

Wario uses his fart to fly away at the same exact time Mario fires the fire ball. Wario is hurt less by the explosion and lands safely.

[Wario's Fart Created an Even Bigger Explosion! Hurting the Both of them More (Mario more then Wario Though)]

Wario lands on Mario.

Bob: That's got to hurt!
Bill: Wait, What's That
[Some thing's glowing underneath Wario. Wario's Blown off by an intense power from under him. Mario has Become Fire Mario!]
Bob: LIMIT BRAKER TIME
Mario: HERE I GO! [Holds his hands up and Starts forming a Super Huge Fire Ball. Kinda reminds you of the Spirit Bomb]
SD: Only Wario's Limit Breaker can save him now
Bob: But with Gasses that Volatile It could mean the End of the world as we know it!

Wario: (I didnt know final smashes and limit breakers werent the same... I guess I better eat an item...!)

Wario eats... A BEAN BURRITO! (Assuming his limit breaker is that giant fart... which im 90 percent sure it is)

dorko4u wrote:

Wario: (I didnt know final smashes and limit breakers werent the same... I guess I better eat an item...!)

Wario eats... A BEAN BURRITO! (Assuming his limit breaker is that giant fart... which im 90 percent sure it is)

[Mario's Fire Ball is Fully Charged]
Mario: HEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAH! [Throws the Gigantic Fireball at Wario]
Bob: WILL THIS DESIDE IT!?
Bill: shouldn't we get out of the way? If Wario Farts...
SD: Oh snap...

Wario: BOMBS AWAAAAAY

insert explosive fart here.

I wonder if it can break the barrier surrounding the audience. (If there is an audience thats still in their seats and not evacuating)

Gimli: Ah, theres no stench that a dwarf can't handle!

*Gimli sits proudly in the abandoned seats, but then turns green and passes out, going into a coma*

[Fireball makes the Fart Explode Hugely. It makes a Firey beam that Hits Mario, Brakes through the Sheild and hits Bill, Bob, SD, Kefka, Sephiroth, Gimli, Steve and a Few other unfourtunate souls who happened to be there. The Beam whent out and Penetrated the Force Feild Surrounding the Building but it did't stop there. It Kept going right out of the Atmosphere and Actualy Shot down A Few of Kefka's Fully Armored Battle Ships before finnaly dissapateing
[Mario is left standing there, Blackened by the attack. He then colapses on the floor]
Bob: And... that's... as close to a match... as I get... [Also colapses]
Bill: Me too [Does the same]
SD: ...................................ow
Kefka: Such power. in some Fat guy?
SD: You know, if that blast dosn't get you the stench will. [Even though you can't see it because he's blackened, SD turns geen and then passes out]
Kefka: Ugh this is almost as bad as Theo Stinky sweatsocks... Wait. [Also turning green] I stand corrected [Passes out]

and now for some fun with characters I dont have... but im admin lolz

Snake in a cardboard box: Colonel, its that Wario guy. He- he- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Colonel: Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Dorko Four You and Master Godzilla land in the explosion and get blown away.

Patrick: I don't see the problem.

Patrick has no nose... but then he faints from the explosion.

"KO, Wario..." Sephy fainted.

Wario: I win? I WIIIIIIIN!

Wario steals as many wallets as he can in joy.