Snake vs Darbus ("Puny snake, I crush you!")

Doom bot: Snake vs Darbus. Begin!

*Darbus drops into a ball and rolls toward Snake with amazing speed and force*

Snake pulled out a rocket launcher and fired at Darbus before diving out of the way.

*Darbus takes the hit and continues and just as Snake jumps aside he gets out of ball mode and grabs his leg pulling him under him and making a fist with his other hand*

"What's that?" Snake pointed in the sky.

Darbus: hu?

*Darbus looked up*

Snake threw down all of his mines, pryed himself free and ran away detonating them.

Darbus: AAAAAH!

*Darbus was hit back and then charged toward Snake*

Snake threw down a smoke grenade and dived out of the way quickly hiding in his box.

Darbus: Where you go!

*Darbus walked around everywhere searching for Snake and accidentally stomped down on the box, flattening it*

Snake watched out of his peep hole and saw Darbus coming. He left a grenade where Darbus was about to step and ran off, box still hiding the top of his body.

*Darbus stepped on the grenade and when it blew, nothing happened, but smoke rose into the air. Darbus sniffed it*

Darbus: *sniff* Human close.

*Darbus saw the movie box*

Darbus: Hey, rock no move!

*Darbus ran after the box and grabbed it lifting it into the air*

Darbus met the barrel of a shotgun. Snake fired at him.

*Darbus took the hit to the chest and stumbled back*

Darbus: Ouch!

*darbus grabbed the shotgun and flung Snake over is head and into the ground on the other side*

Snake slid all the way across the arena on his ass.

*Darbus looked at the shotgun, confused*

Darbus: How this bite?

"Look into that hole and press that switch!!!!" Snake yelled.

Darbus: Switch?

*Darbus looked down the barrel*

Darbus: Stupid human! Darbus nothing!

"The trigger! Its very skinny and thin, you have to squeeze the thing to make it work. Very gently though!"

Darbus: Darbus not stupid! I not get bited! You get bited!

*Darbus gives Snake the shotgun*

Snake grabbed the gun and shot Darbus in the face.

*Darbus was killed instantly*

Doom bot: Winner! Snake!

"I wonder what it tastes like...." Snake pondered looking at Darbus.