Match 13- Bill the Extra Guy Vs The Sarrow

Bob: So thing don't get confuzeing Bill has whent off for some Sodas. Bill the Extra Guy vs the Sarrow shall prove to be interesting
Fred: Bill, Buddy, I need to tell you something, It's about Your Extra Move. Please limit the use of that.
Bill: Why?
Fred: This aint like the NC Deathmatches Buddy. This place as got a lot of rules to keep things going.
Bill: Allright, I'll keep up with the Extra Attack and Warp and lay off the Extra move
Fred: Thanks... O.K. Shall we start this thing?! FIGHT!
SD: Ahh yes, Bill and Fred are Friends from way back...

"I wonder how much sorrow you have caused....." the man before Bill mused, "Your walk down the river Styx shall be painful indeed."

OOC: I take it that Bill has killed many over the years. Can you give me a rough number?

[I Don't know, Go to Neglected Mario Chars to find out..]

Suddenly, The Sorrow vanished and attacked Bill's mind attempting to infiltrate it.

OOC: Bill should not notice, The Sorrow is very discreet about it. Few can block him out.

[You see... http://www.smbhq.com/nc/chron4.html ]

OOC: And that was supposed to tell me.......?

[You're in his Head, Of Course you're gonna find some memories...]

OOC: olol. Thanks.

Bill found himself in his egg again. The roaring voice of the dead narrator echoed inside the shell.

[Bill wounders what happened but then dicides not to care and rests]

Suddenly the area within the Egg increased in size. Although it still remained the same size on the outside. A swirling beam shot at Bill.

Bill: THE EXTRA ATTACK! [Bill counters with a Rather Large and Wide Light blue beam. This Powerful move May also destroy the Terrain]

Because Bill was still in his egg, there was little light to make things visible.

The Pidget hit his target. A spotlight shone on the now dead target. It was Fred.

Bill: (Yeah right... Like that would work....) [Remembers THIS day: http://www.smbhq.com/nc/death14.html ]

OOC: Ya, I already read that one earlier. But Fred can't have endless clones. I was going to get to that later.....

Fred appeared behind Bill and did a Deathray.

[Bill Jumps up (He can't jump high but he jumps high enough) and Uses-]
Bill: THE EXTRA MOVE!!! [Freezes Fred] Come on Sarrow Guy, Stop Fooling around and Fight me...

The room went pitch black. The sound of many feet walking filled the room.

Bill: I just happen to have a Flashlight here [Takes out a Flashlight from Nowhere and turns it on]

As the light shone throughout the room, Bill could see the source of the footsteps, a small army of Marios.

Bill: Oy that's it... THE EXTRA WARP! [Makes the Sarrow appear infron of him through a Portal] THE EXTRA ATTACK! [Fires a beam at the Sarrow, it also hits the Mario Army]

OOC: I made a long elaborate post before but it didn't show up....

Sorrow and most of the Mario's got hit. Remaining Mario's surround and jump on Bill. Sorrow cries blood causing it to rain. He waits for Bill's next move.

Bill: THE EXTRA WARP!!!! [Calls forth Odin]
[Meanwhile, the crowds watching through a screen]
Fred: Man I want to actualy SEE the action not see a screen full of action...
Rydia: Wait, is he summoning Odin? HOW?!
SD: The Extra warp is just as good as a summoning spell, if not better...
[Back in Bills head]
[Odin's attack OHKO's any that's hit, the Marios are hit for sure but the sarrow is a completely different story (IE most likely he WON'T be hit)]
Bob: Wow! I like

The Sorrow was not hit as predicted. The shell of the egg began to crack and it quickly filled with water.

Bill: It's a good thing I'm from "Nintendoland" where I don't have to worry about drowning... unlike Sonic... just goes to show how much better Nintendo is...

OOC: Mario can drown......

The egg filled to the top. "This could be problematic....." The Sorrow mused. He began stroking his chin. An idea struck, and the water turned into lava.

Bill: YEEEOOWWWWWW!!!! [Jumps WAY High in responce ot the lava, he's dealt fire damag and is Burned, he lands on his Carpet]

The carpet suddenly grew in size and wrapped Bill up.

Bill: Oy this is getting annyoing... Wait a Freaken Sec This is MY HEAD!!!! [The Carpet returns to normal, and then turns a Golden Color] This Guy can't mess with me here [Fred and Donez Appear next to him] You're goin down!!! THE EXTRA ATTACK!!!
Fred: Deathly Death Ray of Deathly Deathness!!!
Donez: ICE PICK ATTACK
[All 3 of the do an attack that aims for the Sarrow, They all have amazingly Excelent accuracy]
[Meanwhile]
SD: the mind is a truely powerful thing. Once people Relize that THEY are the only true ones who controle it, there's no way anyone else can mess with it...

OOC: Usually it takes more than just realization. And even if it was all that took, Bill wouldn't be invincible. An example would be The Nightmare on Elm Street. In one of the movies the kids realize that they can fight back because they are in a dream, but Freddy still overcomes and kills almost all of them.

The Sorrow appeared behind Bill and fired his beam at him. "Our minds are linked now," he said solemnly, "This is just as much my world as it is yours. A blizzard started.

Donez; ICE PICK BLOCK! [Blocks the attack]
Bill: Perhaps but there's a lot of things here that can't possibly effect you, like the support of my friends.
Fred: Deathray!
[Meanwhile]
Fred: O.K. I'm getting tired of seeing this match lke this. I'm starting the Sudden Death Timer...
Bob: Will Bill and Sarrow even relize that timer is on?
SD; Probably not. I have a fealing this could be a draw...

It became too hard for anybody to see. Sorrow was hit and appeared behind Bill. He fired his pistol at him from point blank range.

[It seams to hit a Mario clone in sted (Or was it even a clone?). Bill appeared behind the sarrow]
Bill: THE EXTRA ATTACK!!!

Sorrow fell to the ground and the arena returned to normal. Donez vanished and Fred appeared back to wherever he was reffing from earlier. "SORROW!!!!!" shouted The Sorrow, as most of the Cobras did when they were defeated.

"....GAME SET!!! The winner is.... Bill the Extra Guy," Fred announced.

OOC: This is obviously an illusion.

Bill: Hey hey I won... Wait a sec FRED WOULDN'T USE MY FULL NAME!!!!!
[Meanwhile]
SD: Odd, you think Sarrow Ment to do that.
Bob: Perhaps....
8:00

"Errr, Bill, Its over," Fred said, "Using your full name is the official thing to do dontcha think?"

Bill: Yeah except that YOU NEVER DO IT!!!! Except for people like Demon Link who absolutely needs it...

"Sorry Bill, but you're going to have to clear out so we can get on with the next match," Fred said. Some White Mages take Sorrow away.

"It seems that Bill still thinks the match is going on," Bob announced.

"I would be skeptical too," SD said, "I thought The Sarrow would last longer."

"I wonder what the scouter says about Bill's confusion levels...." wondered a random guy.

"ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAA-" Vegeta received a Wiimote to the head from Kefka.

"That joke's getting old," he sighed.

Bill: Ah ha! And Kefka wouldn't use a Simple Wii Remote to shut Vegeta up, He'd use something Like Fire 3
[Meanwhile]
6:00

"HAHA Bill's just looking for excuses now," Kefka said, "I've used my remote many times."

"Bill," Fred started, "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!"

The Sorrow appeared from behind, "SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!!"

OOC: They are both attacking.

Bill: OH NO YOU DON'T! [Rushes over and Plugs Fred's Mouth, somehow. this is kinda what should happen]

But he should still be hit by Sorrow.

[O.K. Scratch that, Bill does that thing to sarrow insted]

The beam comes out of Sorrow's ass, dealing major damage. Bill should still be hit by Fred.

Bill: THE EXTRA WARP!
Donez: ICE PICK BLOCK
[Donez Blocks Fred's move]

OOC: Can that really block a LAZOR attack? Whatever, I'll leave that up to you.

Sorrow shot at Bill with a pistol.

[Bill caught the Bullet with his Beak]
Bill: (I love my head)...
[Meanwhile]
4:00

The bullet exploded. Fred charged at Bill.

[Bill fell over Backwards after the blast. Fred ends up tripping over him and Falling onto Sarrow]

Fred knocked Sorrow over. Some hands came out of the ground and tried to grab Bill.

[Bill flies up with his Carpet (Abvoiusly avoiding the hand]
Bill: Never thought of useing this Myself. I'MMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!
[Everyone gets one of thoes Excamation Marks over thier Heads (You know the ones from MGS). Bill Charges his Lazor]
SD (The Imaginary one that's part of Bill's head): With his "Extra" Power he could destroy the whole world! DON'T BILL!!!!
Bill: Too late!

Sorrow endured the hit. After the attack was over, the link between their two minds was severed. The battle was within the real world once again. Bill reappeared in the same spot he was at in the 'other world,' high above the arena.

Suddenly a force tried to kick Bill off his carpet toward the ground. If it worked, the Sorrow jumped onto the carpet and watched Bill fall.