Match 11- Barnical Boy Vs Vaan

Bob: The Boy dosn't Stand a Chance
Fred: BEGIN!

Barnacle boy: Thats Barnacle man to you!

*BB blasts a freeze ray at vaan*

Vaan put out his sheild which instantly froze upon contact with the beam. "Ahh! Th-thats cold," he shivered as he threw the sheild down and pulled out a sack. He put his hand in the sack, pulled out some grenades and chucked them at BB.

*BB stared at the grenades staining his vision and then with a crack a heat beam hits them blowing them up right in the middle of Vaan and BB*

BB: My BACK! oh god my back!

*the blast hits BB and sends him flying he lands on his bakc putting it back in place*

BB: thank god!

*BB stands and then pulls out the "orb of confusion" he chucks it at vaan, and with another crack his back goes out again*

BB: *dolphin noise* you lord! And *ship fog-horn noise* your mother!

Vaan was caught off guard and the orb hit him in the face. At that moment he went into a daze.

"GAAAH!! DUUUHHH!!!!" he moaned.

*BB walked over to the edge of the Orb's range laughed*

BB: LOOK AT YOU! HA HA! YOUR DUMBER THEN THAT MONKEY! HE HE HA HA!

*BB begins cracking up and falls to his back laughing in hysterics*

*BB gets to his feet but is crying from laughter, he points his instant death ray ring at Vaan and fires but was laughing so hard he missed and hit the orb*

*It bloom up instantly, BB freaked and fired again at Vaan*

Lu: : ( I have nothing to do but read these umm.. I mean watch this fight.

Wait why am I here? I should be at Popstar.

Vaan dodges and casts Thundaga on BB.

wernid19 wrote:

Vaan dodges and casts Thundaga on BB.

Bob: That's gonna leave a Mark!
Bill: Yeah that's the equivalent of Lit 3, The Strongest Lightning Move. Good on Water folk you know.

BB: AAAAAH!

*BB's skeleton shows a few times during the lighting attack*

*When it stops he is blackened*

BB: Ow............

*BB coughs up smoke*

BB: Enough, time to end this!

*BB raises his hand into the air*

BB: Creatures of the sea unite!

*suddenly a bunch of old fish come out of the water around Vaan and begin walking toward him, very slowly*

OOC: Don't ask me why they can breath out of water, and why they look human size.........

BB: HA HA! Your doomed, behold the wrath of the sea!

*BB watches as the fish take 1 minute to take a step*

BB: Wow, they don't get out much any more do they.........

"Are you serious?" Vaan asked, "Wow, I hardly even want to fight anymore." He charges up for a powerful attack knowing that the old fish still won't have reached him by the time he was ready.

*the fish still arn't quite there*

BB: For the love of god!

*BB points his ring at Vaan and fires a freeze ray*

Vaan rolled out of the way interupting his charge; the beam most likely freezing one of the fish behind him.(lol.) He pulled out the Zodiac Spear and ran past the fish charging straight at BB.

*a fish is freezes solid, so sad*

*the group of fish turn toward Vaan when he rolls past, he then runs straight through the middle of them, and they turn around again and try to catch up*

BB: Confounded old geezers!

*BB strains, he grits his teeth together, suddenly a small ball of water is formed in his hand and he throws it at Vaan*

Vaan made no attempt to dodge; after all it was just a tiny ball of water. The water hit him in the face and in his eyes. The salt water burned, Vaan let out a yell and charged forward running into the wall.

Bob: I swear if Barnical boy wins this Tournament I'm quitting...

OOC: LOL! At wernid.................... and SD, I have been giving Wernid every chance to win, really! BB is just that good! lol.

*BB takes the moment to run at Vaan screaming at the top of his lungs, he as a piece of coral in his hands, it resembles a sword*

taun we1 wrote:

OOC: LOL! At wernid.................... and SD, I have been giving Wernid every chance to win, really! BB is just that good! lol.

*BB takes the moment to run at Vaan screaming at the top of his lungs, he as a piece of coral in his hands, it resembles a sword*

[I ment it as a Joke Taun]

[i meant it as a joke as well]

Vaan recovered, jumped to the side and put out a foot to trip BB when he runs by.

OOC: But I like the lulz factor in this battle.

OOC: It's fun......... lol.

*BB goes head first into the wall, he gets up and stars circle his head*

BB: My head........ oooooooo.........

*BB pulls the coral piece out of his butt*

OOC:.................

BB: Now you going down!

*BB throws the coral piece at Vaan, BB then shoots a beam of heat ray out of his eyes at Vaan*

Vaan got hit both times and started burning. He cast Water on himself to put it out and used White Whorl. This created a giant vortex and sent it straight at BB.

*BB is taken by the vortex and starts screaming like a little girl as he is thrown around and around, he starts shooting heat rays randomly from his eyes*

Vaan jumped out of the way and linked it together with Red Spiral. A giant beam shot at BB up from under the fading vortex.

*BB manages to hit it with a freeze ray, it goes solid*

OOC: It makes sense right?

*BB lands on the ground, he narrows his vision on Vaan, and then he stares at him like a old western, gripping his freeze ray at his belt*

OOC: Don't make any sudden movements..... lol.

Using telekinesis, Vaan sent his sword straight toward BB.

*BB with surprising speed for his age freezes the Sword in it's tracks, but a loud crack is heard from his wrist and he drops the freeze ray to the ground and clutches his wrist in agony*

Vaan ran up and punched BB in the face.

*BB falls to is butt, he holds his huge nose in pain*

BB: Thats it, now taste the full power of Barnacle Man!

*BB grabs Vaan by the leg and bites it*

OOC: I don't know..............

Vaan screamed in pain then tried shaking BB off while hitting him over the head.

*BB began getting weaker and weaker as Vaan hit him in the head, suddenly he fell off, and feet, BUT his teeth were still deep in Vaan's leg*

BB: OH! Thats your game! Steal my teeth! AAAAAH!

*BB began making snowballs in his hands and pounded Vaan with them, BB's arms pop out of their sockets, and he then is able to throw rapid fire, but with no control over his arms*

Vaan could handle the pain from the teeth still lodged in his leg, if anything it felt better without BB biting down. He ran straight toward BB getting bruised by the bombardment of snowballs but he took the pain. When he finally reached BB he punched him in the nose, hard.

OOC: Alright that works.

*BB is punched in the face and falls to the ground, his arms lay dead next to him*

BB: Ooooooooooooooh.............................

*BB looks up at Vaan, defenseless, he gulps, making his Adam's apple quiver*

OOC: I guess I forgot. Oh well. I edited my post. Ill give you a chance to edit yours.

OOC: No thats fine, it dose not change munch you just take more damage. I changed only a little................

Vaan jumped on top of BB and started punching his face in.

*BB's nose starts bleeding and he starts singing as stars whirl around his head*

BB: La Da Di la........La do dot de........ De dot te la. Ain't they pretty stars.......

OOC: BB is still conscious so he is still in the game. Lol.

Vaan kept punching. He's so pissed that he decided to act OOC.

*BB is about to blank-out*

BB: La lu la la lu, le te da! Hello Mommy.............

*Suddenly!*

*The old fish arrive, a old lady fish grabs Vaan and pushes him to the floor, where the rest of the fish pound him with their canes, a old killer whale then got tired and fell over on Vaan*

OOC: lol, Old fish to the rescue!

Vaan grabbed on to BB as he was being lifted. He flipped onto his back using BB as a meat-shield. The whale fell on top of them and Vaan can't move after being crushed by the whale, but he was on holding BB over him in an attempt to reduce damage. That was a mistake, Vaan ended up taking more damage because he was crushed by both the whale and BB.

*BB's head turns blue from the weight of the wale, he dose nothing to free himself, incept push against the whale with his scrawny arms*

BB: Can't....................Breath......................

Vaan couldn't breathe either. At this point it was down to who can last the longest. Unless, of course, the whale gets up.

*I doubt the whale will get up soon he has fallen asleep! The other old timers are beating him with their canes*

*BB's head and one arm were not crushed, a compartment opens on his wrist device and a fill falls out, he picks it up and strains to move it to his mouth, it is the pill that allows him to breath under water, apparently it makes it so he dose not have to breath at all, he is having trouble moving it to his mouth, the weight of the whale is to much*

Vaan struggled for air as he tried to crawl out from under the whale and BB.

*BB finally frees his hand and has the pill over his open mouth, he takes his time making sure he will not miss when he drops it*

Vaan grabbed BB's raised arm trying to pull himself out.

*BB pulls back trying to fit the pill into his mouth, he can't reach, Vaan is to strong*

BB: Let...............go........................

*BB pulls back with all his remaining strength, he must shallow that pill or he won't last much longer*

Vaan pulled with all of his strength. His adrenalin giving him more resolve to win.

*BB's wimpy arm is slammed to the ground, Vaan has won the arm wrestle*

BB: No....... Must...... swallow.......pill.........need......to.... breath.....

*BB is stuck, his one arm is crushed the other pinned to the ground by Vaan, he can't move*

Vaan doesn't move an inch. He has stopped struggling.