Match 21- Barnical Boy Vs Diddy

Fred: GO!

Barnacle Boy: A monkey..............Thats great you compare me to a monkey.

*Barnacle Boy pulls out the orb of confusion and activates it rolling it too diddy*

Diddy ran away from it and got around it up to Barnacle Boy. Diddy did a cartwheel into him.

*Barnacle boy is knocked back*

BB: Why you stuipit little monkey!

*BB punches diddy*

Diddy smacks his tail against Barnacle Boy, then tackles him.

*BB flings the monkey off him and into the orb*

Diddy gets confused and just stands there, drooling.

OOC: If BB does nothing Diddy will never move again....... Guess i can't do that.

*BB holds his power ring up and points it towards Diddy, set for kill*

*And fires!*

OOC: If BB wins i will have at most 2 ppl in round 2.....

Bob: The Finishing Blow?!

Diddy Kong smelt a banana he had in his pocket and tripped over the orb of confusion, shutting it off, and dodging the shot. He kicked the orb of confusion way far away.

OOC: Like that would happen. LOL

*BB made a huge wave of water and made it come crashing down on Diidy*

(oh wait, Diddy has no shorts... well, shirts can have pockets, let's go with that)

Diddy got hit and got wet.

Diddy: baaaah... curse you, old timer!

Diddy cartwheel'd over to Barnacle Boy and then jumped at him. He then smashed his tail into the old man.

BB: Who you calling old timer!

*BB Pulls out the freeze ray and shoots diidy*

Diddy: Uh oh.

Diddy jumped, dodging it. (As if you would let a freeze ray hit YOU!) But his foot got caught though, and only his foot froze.

Diddy: D'oh!

Diddy smashed his frozen foot against Barnacle Boy.

OOC: i thought D'oh was homer simpson's line!

*BB takes the hit and is send back a bit*

BB: Why you..........

*BB Made a hand out of water, and made it start attacking Diddy*

OOC: Not a hand the size of Master hand but like half that, since he is older*

(It's in the dictionary, anybody can say d'oh)

Diddy dove under it and jumped onto Barnacle Boy's head. He started scratching him.

BB: AAAAAAAAAAAAh! Why you..........

*BB makes a hand out of water (about half the size of master hand) and makes it slap Diddy off*

Diddy shows an orange.

Diddy: Want an orange?

BB: Do i want a orange? Why you little!

*BB tries to scoop Diddy up in his arms*

Diddy: What so bad about me asking that?

Diddy jumps over Barnacle Boy and kicks him in the back.

Diddy: You make no sense!

*BB hits the ground*

BB: Just, come here you..........

*BB gets up, and builds up a death field on his power ring*

BB: Now i got you!

OOC: It will shoot a wave of death ray....... Like a giant net.

Diddy ran straight at Barnacle Boy as fast as possible on all four legs.

*BB Fires*

OOC: Thats realy all i have to say.......

Diddy was close enough to dive under Barnacle Boy and under the Death Ray.

*But as he did that BB had the freeze ray out in his other hand and shot Diddy right as he dived, aimed for his head*

But Diddy dived sooooo fast, Barnacle Boy was too late. Diddy whacked Barnacle Boy with his tail.

OOC: Ya well BB shot sooooooooo fast!

*BB his knocked to the ground, he try to get up but he shot the ground with freeze ray so it is ice and he slips and slides away*

OOC: The entire ground is ice now.............

BB: Aaaaaaaah!

*BB hits the barrier and slides away from that then hits the other barrier and slides away from that*

BB: Help me!

[FYI, there's a Wall if you ae low enough to the ground rather then a Barrier. What's the Differeance? the Barrier does a bit more damage bounceing off of it then the wall]

OOC: Fine he hits the wall!

Diddy slides across the ice straight at Barnacle Boy and tackles him head first.

*the attack hits but with the force of the attack, BB is sent faster towards the wall, they crash hard*

[Sudden Death]

Diddy tackles BB headfirst.

*BB uses heat vision on Diddy while he is still in air*

OOC: Ice was also melted.............

Diddy: Ow!

Since it is sudden death, Diddy smashed against the ground real hard and went pretty high in the air. Did fell back down, straight for Barnacle Boy.

*BB pulls out a clam, (Forget the name)*

BB: Barnacle Boy saves the day! No. Barnacle Man!

*The clam chomps down on diddy, as he reaches him*

Diddy throws an orange grenade into the clam's mouth and leaps away.

OOC: So when Diddy reaches the clam he leaps back, in mid air................. Can that happen?

*The clam slams it's mouth shut, when the grenade blows he burps*

BB: Stand still.............

*BB kicks the clam across the floor toward Diddy, he also shoots a freeze ray at each side of Diddy and above, making it imposible to dodge the clam*

OOC: The rays and clam will all get there at the same time.

(I forgot he was in the air... let's say he landed on the clam and then leaped away)

Diddy runs the opposite way, running away from the clam.

*BB Hits the clam with Heat vision making it go faster toward Diddy*

BB: Barnacle Man!

*BB (BM) makes a water ball in his hand, he then hurls it at Diddy, it goes over the clam*

*The freeze rays are going the same way as Diddy, they are going just as fast to*

Diddy throws explosive oranges at the Clam and uses his Peanut Pistols or whatever.

*The grenades go off behind the Clam, making it go full speed toward Diddy, the waterball will hit at the same time*

(Wait... can you tell me exactly what kinda damage a WATERBALL does? I remember it doing nothing to SpongeBob and Patrick... I thinks...)

OOC: BB threw a regular waterball, it will hit like a cannon ball out of water...........

(But if Diddy manages to land on the waterball, he will either go through it or be on it, doing no damage at all... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay)

Diddy does one of dem crouchin' and den jumpin' moves so he jumps higher and high enough to possibly be on the stinkin' waterball.

BB: Water Beam!

*BB shoots a water beam at the water ball, making the Water ball bigger and bigger, it smashes into diddy*

OOC: Ya, this might hurt, ok its going to take him out in sudden death!

(So, basically, you want to win and are not going to give up... though that is normal, I didn't think a fight could be this annoyin'... oh well, I am just being a sore loser. And if this is a kill-me-in-one-move, how come you are giving Diddy a chance to respond ANYWAY?)

OOC: Well i want to see what you say. It's just that BB has stood there and watched a clam, a waterball, and freeze rays chase after diddy, and he just stood there, he could have bin doing more to make it impossible to exscape. I had to try to end it, it was bugging me.

(Why'd you even join this as these two old geezers ANYWAY? I thought they wanted to be retired...)

OOC: I don't know, you said i needed to be more radom........ and well, barnacle boy!
Is that random enough for you?