Diddy: So, we fight before Brawl, eh...
Wario: Don't waste my time with chit chat... YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MONKEY!!!
Wario runs at Diddy.
Diddy: Ha! Don't rush yourself, fatty!
Diddy jumps onto Wario's head and then jumps into the air. He turns around and fires at Wario using his peanut popgun. Wario ate all the peanuts.
Diddy: Gee, I didn't exaggerate when I said "fatty".
Diddy lands to see Wario running straight at him, as if we was trying to head butt him. Of course, he was... sort of. Diddy did a bunch of backflips and then started running in the other direction. An aura formed around Wario and he was going faster at Diddy. Wario hit Diddy, who smashed into the barrier and flew right back into Wario.